February 2010
2 posts
November 2009
17 posts
Shift Happens.
Leo: :d
Tiff: Why are you licking yourself?
Leo: I didn't press shift.
Tiff: bahahahahahaha
Leo: In the world of emoticons, I am colon capital D.
“I’m so hungry!!!! I haven’t had meat for days! I will just go to bed...”
– Tiff
“I’ll just cry into my fried rice.”
– Tiff
“Somebody took my penis and left a disco stick on it’s place”
– Eduardo, after realizing his Gaga love.
Eduardo: I'm 70% synesthetic.
Tiff: Only 70? You're average!
“I might not speak English but I’m 3 times, no 10 times, no 100 times more...”
– Eduardo
Eduardo: I can't speak English in front of 200 people.
Leo: You can't speak English in front of 2 people.
Tiff: Hahahaha!
Eduardo: I hate you guys!
September 2009
19 posts
“*pet* It’s good to accept your failures.”
– Tiff
Tiff: So I messaged Eduardo and said "Hey stinky" and he left.
Leo: Hahahaha. Maybe he went to take a shower. We all know he's a bum.
Tiff: Yeah right. It will take more than calling him "stinky" to make him take a shower.
Leo: True.
“Latino power FTW! *raises fists in a very Hispanic way*”
– Leo’s lucha libra fighting
“I hope the maid doesn’t fuck up my oatmeal. If she does, I’m going...”
– Leo (siiiiiiiiick pt. 2)
siiiiiiiick
Leo: You transferred it to me! Anyways, I'm terrible at being sick. I bitch and cry all day.
Tiff: Really? Because you're being such a ray of sunshine right now....
Leo: alskdjflasdjf.
Leo: Hmmm?
Tiff: Oh nothing. I'm just making my computer stuff nice. I finally got to a color scheme on my Calendar that I like and now I'm fixing my widgets - making sure they all line up and stuff.
Leo: You need a boyfriend.
Tiff: *shock*
Leo: Just re-read the last things you wrote.
Tiff: There's nothing wrong with wanting things to line up properly!
Leo: Sure not...
while listening to Mika
Leo: I used to be able to sing that high.
Tiff: Yeah, when you didn't have hair on your balls.
Leo: I want my mom to be here so she can cook me something delicious!
Tiff: You can't cook for yourself?
Leo: I AIN' COOKIN'
Tiff: Oh my.
August 2009
70 posts
DOOMED
Leo: HE'S A FRENCH SPY!!!!!!!!!! He wants to infiltrate our secret organization (Los Tacos).
Eduardo: Ahahaha! He won't. We're a brick wall.
Leo: Oh, sure. He got you at wine, Tiff at French, and me at macaroons. WE'RE DOOMED!
Eduardo: It's kryptonite! You'll get fat. I'll die drunk. And Tiff...
Leo: She'll get French! Ahhh!
Eduardo: She'll ... GROW ARMPIT HAIR!
Leo & Eduardo: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Real Love
Eduardo: If I die tomorrow don't replace me with anyone. They are not as cool as me.
Tiff: No. There will be an empty hole in my heart forever.
Eduardo: Good.
“If you give away The Hideaway, I will come and rape you from the grave!!”
– Eduardo to Leo